Review of Snakes On A Plane

The blogerati tried to play us with this nonsense. They failed. Garbage. Not a B-movie.

Review of product: Snakes On A Plane

Rated as 2/5 on Apr 22 2007 by The Bandonian

Last year, a bunch of A-list bloggers tried to con the rest of us into thinking that SOAP was a viral phenomenon that came from the blogosphere and would catapult into the popular imagination.

The movie flopped and the back-tracking started immediately. All of a sudden it was a "long tail movie". It was "not for a mainstream audience". "Great B Movies are slow burn".

What a pile of old shite. This movie had Toby Emmerich as a producer and Mindy Marin did casting. Samuel L Jackson played the lead. By no stretch of the imagination was it a proper low budget B-Movie. It was a rubbish "A-Movie" pretending to be something it wasn't.

If they had done an "Airplane" on it, I might have enjoyed it but it was just utter rubbish with maybe two memorable lines. Which I've forgotten.

If you see it for free, it'll pass 90 minutes but do not pay to see it on any media. Bittorrent might be good.

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